Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
Shop deviantART for the
holidays and save BIG!
Click here! :holly:
[x]

deviantART

 
:icondeadpool-wade-wilson:

~Deadpool-Wade-Wilson

The Merc With a Mouth
Sign up to follow this artist's work
ProfileGalleryPrintsFavesJournal
About Me Member Deviously Deviant Deadpool-Wade-WilsonMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Months
Needs Premium Membership Statistics 2 Deviations
267 Comments
830 Pageviews

I got a new job.

Fri Nov 6, 2009, 11:04 AM
[There's a sizable stage in the middle of the room, and a band is sitting there waiting with their instruments. The lights are dimmed low, except for one spotlight, aimed at a lone microphone stand.

Wade struts onto the stage wearing his mask and a tuxedo. He removes the mic from its stand and taps it, causing squealing feedback. He beams.]

Hey there, ladies and gents! I decided that, in this specific setting, that being a mercenary was not the most profitable business.

So I got another job. I'm a lounge singer now.

[The band begins to play the song...]

Now, this is a song that's particularly close to my heart, and I hope you'll all enjoy it.

[link]

Oh, my God, Becky.
Look at her butt.
It is SO big...

I like big butts and I cannot lie~!
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And that round thing in your face
You get sprung~!

7 Comments | Previous Journal Entries
  • Mood: Flirty

deviantID

"A disfigured and mentally unstable mercenary, Deadpool originally appeared as a villain in an issue of New Mutants, and later in issues of X-Force. The character has since starred in several ongoing series, and sharing titles with other characters such as Cable. ((WHO IS TOTALLY HIS BOYFRIEND GUYS.)) The character is famous for his tendency to break the fourth wall and is frequently referred to by the moniker 'Merc with a Mouth.'"

Other accounts:
:iconjaime-reyes::iconserra-the-great:

Devious Info

  • Interests: Bea Arthur

deviantART Community Board

[x]

Comments


:icondeadpool-wade-wilson:
~Deadpool-Wade-Wilson Dec 2, 2009, 8:47:22 PM
Man, is my prescription THAT out of date? I'm seeing double! ...And one of the reflections looks different!

--
"Yay, now is fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"

A part of ~UltimateRPx-da
:iconmila-milan-hibiki:
~Mila-Milan-Hibiki Dec 2, 2009, 9:36:43 PM
(both) ._. We are not reflections...
:icondeadpool-wade-wilson:
~Deadpool-Wade-Wilson Dec 3, 2009, 8:43:24 PM
OH GOD NOW I'M HEARING DOUBLE, TOO.

--
"Yay, now is fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"

A part of ~UltimateRPx-da
:iconmila-milan-hibiki:
~Mila-Milan-Hibiki 6 days 21 hours ago
(Mila) Calm down,
(Milan) Are you OK?
(1 Reply)
:iconmadjackaldelta:
~MadJackalDelta Nov 23, 2009, 9:04:42 AM
"Reality is over-rated. OOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH"

--
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
-General Douglas MacArthur
:icondeadpool-wade-wilson:
~Deadpool-Wade-Wilson Nov 23, 2009, 3:21:14 PM
Y'know, that wasn't my fault. That guy was asking for it. It's like putting a big "DO NOT PRESS" sign next to a button.

...Except it was "do not throw several years of therapy down the crapper".

--
"Yay, now is fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"

A part of ~UltimateRPx-da
:iconmadjackaldelta:
~MadJackalDelta Nov 24, 2009, 10:36:34 AM
Yeah, that's you all over, isn't it? I mean, if there was a big door marked "Do not open this door. Really. Opening this door will end the world. We're not even joking" you'd probably open it to find out what all the fuss was about.

--
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
-General Douglas MacArthur
Previous Page12345...Next Page

Site Map